Blind Orthothodic Meditation

Crabs O Crabs,
You Pinch my finger.
Crabs O Crabs,
o how you linger.

Crabs O Crabs,
the pubic lice.
Crabs O Crabs,
didn't treat me nice.

Dogs O Dogs,
So great and fluffy.
Dogs O Dogs,
Graham is scruffy.

Bears O Bears,
how mighty and mean.
Bears O Bears,
there goes my spleen!

Robert Wittrock O Robert Wittrock,
so cute and short.
Robert Wittrock O Robert Wittrock,
has genital warts.

Liberals O Liberals,
how lame and stupid.
Liberals O Liberals,
They made a gay cupid.

Not Jacob Holt